(first draft, no chorus, but wanted to get this out there today for obvious reasons.)

There’s two wolves
in the USA
one is scared
and the other is brave

one is good
cares about other people
one’s so bad
gotta call it evil

one is kind
and works real hard
one lost its mind
never read the bard

one takes the high road
every time
one has no problem
doing crimes

he’s so nasty
dripping with slime
real justice
would give him hard time

but we all know
thats not how it’ll go down
he’ll stroke out on the toilet
fall over, and drown

drowned in his own shit
that’s how he will pass
gotta say he deserves it
history’s greatest ass